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0 It has been said that truth is often stranger than fiction. Well Fifofus and I have discovered something stranger than either. But I’m getting ahead of myself. As you may have heard on the news, mysterious spheres have been appearing in living rooms and yoga studios across the planet, and no-one knows where they…

0 The mystery deepens, the plot thickens, basically everything is getting thicker and deeper around here. The planet in our lounge has grown lettering. This morning I came down to find the following message written on it in large letters: “I am too a planet”, and on the other side “Pluto rules OK.” The police…

0 Last night someone left a planet in our living room, and I’m sorry to say this, but I suspect it was Santa Claus. Perhaps he was on his way home from his world tour, and this planet thing was left over because they intended recipients had moved house and he didn’t know what to…